John Boland, MSW, co-webmaster of  www.spaldinggray.com has been placed on injured reserve for four months to four years. His replacement will be Stevie Knicks, NY. Mr. Boland, aka jb the rev., will still be un-appointed curator of the Spalding Gray museum which is currently being catalogued.

Ms. Knicks comes with stellar spud credentials yet oddly no references. All spuddies wish her the best until that rev guy comes back from serious bone damage caused by thinking while walking the dog. Dog is reported as doing well and currently having a nap and studying foot shitzu.

The rev plans on concentrating on floating in the pool, soaking up the hot tub and drifting in the sun, and may relocate to the future site of the church of Spalding Gray.

As some of you may already know, the biorhythms of Spalding Gray and Mr. Boland are identical.

Good luck, Stevie! AF remains founding earth person. Control of spaldinggray.com and the domain name remain under the auspices of spud’s estate.

May 17, this year of our Gray, 2005