Spalding Gray in Film
(and other ditties)
in Alphabetical Order
 
 

1)  Almost You
- reviews are mixed but plot sounds interesting, Spalding not mentioned so maybe small part
VHS ONLY – about $1 half decent used to $7.00 NEW

2) Bad Company directed by Damian Harris
Ranked #10 in Entertainment Weekly's "10 Best Video Releases  of 1995" -- "...More fun than almost anything else on video....The kind of great trash that Hollywood is too timid to make anymore..." I thought it was pretty bad - the only stand out being the few appearances of Spud playing a timid crime boss.

3) Beaches - 1988 (also called Forever Friends)

4)Beyond Rangoon, 1996 directed by John Boorman
- reviews make it sound promising with good acting - also stars another of my favs, Frances McDormand, Best Actress for Fargo and married to one of them Coen brothers. If you think she looks frumpy, think again... 
Beyond Rangoon
VHS ONLY - prices are all over the map but there are 5 copies NEW for 3.77 – so don’t pay too much for this
- I didn't even watch the end of this wantabe (BUT Spalding is good when he's in it...so is Frances. Big mistake was last half without them)...reminds me though that Burmese government REALLY sucks.

5) Bliss - 1997- directed by Craig Sheffer
- reviews sound good - excuse me while i go rent it...
- I mean to resurrect my review as this is a must see film - Indie, made in Vancouver which is why Spalding loved Vancouver - Terrence Stamp deserved an oscar!!!

6) Brother’s Keeper – 10th Anniversary DVD has the original theatrical trailer which is kinda like a mini Spud monologue
-hey, I bought it just for that (truly obsessed!) besides the fact that this is an excellent documentary – truly strange but as a documentary, it keeps you right on the edge of your seat (unless you already know the verdict in this bizarre true murder trial.)

7) Cafe Lena - 1990 (UK Documentary)
Cannot find listed anywhere
GOES ON MOST WANTED LIST

 8) Clara's Heart 
VHS ONLY
- solid 5 star ratings – I think you gotta like Whoppi…
- from $2.85 (used/like new) to  $20.00 new

9) Coming Soon - 2000 - directed by Collette Burson 
- became the center of a controversy over gender biased ratings when the MPAA Ratings deemed Burson's film NC-17 film not long after granting the far racier AMERICAN PIE an R - sounds surprisingly good and worth watching - AF has a good review under hyperlink, you guessed it, Reviews...
- the reviews are mostly very good but are all over the map – a must see as it was treated in a very sexist way by the rating system.
From $5 new on VHS to $30 new on DVD - DVD's of this are becoming RARE.

10) Communists Are Comfortable - 1985 - (Documentary) 
 http://www.canyoncinema.com/K/Kobland.html
VHS, b&w/color/so, 66m, $50 Home
I am trying to articulate, through the use of landscape and monologue, a sense of human "fatality," a sense of the inevitable failure of idealism; inevitable because its fate is in people, and their foibles. 
The films' imagery is drawn from personal memory, urban housing project landscapes, social history, dreams, HUAC testimony, apartment interiors, a "woods." The "Other Stories" (the monologues) are formed out of the male-gender rhetoric of success and defeat, of dealing and "getting-by." 
 

11) Cowards - 1970 -
 – a bomb in 1970, quickly underwent emergency surgery: some of the original footage was dropped , new scenes were added featuring the character of Steve and all those naked hippies, and viola — Cowards suddenly became Love-In 1972. SO – these are the same films!
Monologist Spalding Gray is alternately funny and scary as a psycho terrorist babbling at a party — "We need us a real revolution! The streets of every city is like the jungles of Vietnam! Attack and retreat, regroup, attack and retreat again! In no time there'd be no government in Washington! The police force and the army would be powerless!"
- could not find it available anywhere… GOES ON MOST WANTED LIST ****

12) Diabolique - 1996
 – a remake of the classic 50’s French film. The reviews are all over, a few good, a few very bad. Sounds to me like I’d like to see the classic version first, before I satisfy my Spalding obsession. Generally, it sounds like you’d have to be obsessed like me, or really Sharon Stone or want to a see a brief shot of Isabelle Adjani in the nude to see this, or maybe it shows up late night – who knows.
Readily available. Original is on DVD – new and used running 20 – 25 $
                              New one on DVD – used $4.50, new $10 
New one gets very so, so mixed reviews – won’t stop me…

13) Drunks - 1997 -  directed by Peter Cohn
An extremely strong ensemble cast, intelligent script, and careful direction keep the story well above the level of maudlin self-revelation. Based on the stage play "Blackout" by Gary Lennon. (I liked it a lot...)

14) The Farmer's Daughter
- the one, the only - adult only!!! XXX- very hard to find - I am looking for a good quality VHS as the one I have is very washed out - I want this only for collection sake, of course  (not to be confused with other series of porno flicks with similar name, as in Farmer's Daughter Does Dallas...) - by the way, even if someone was into porno, this film really is BAD - the emphasis on rape and violence is disturbing...  makes Russ Meyers look good! 

15) Glory Daze - 1997 - directed by Rich Wilkes
DVD - 89 used & new from $4.94 (used) to 5.90 new
- reviews are fairly consistent in the 4 to 5 star range.

16) Gray's Anatomy - 1997- directed by Steven Soderbergh
- enough said - one of Spalding's monologues... the same Steven who is making the docu on Spalding...write me!

17) Hard Choices - 1985
 26 used & new from $0.28 VHS only
- an early indie with an indie rough edge – good reviews are based on the performance including John Sayles (the father of the idie???) and Spalding
- I’m also a huge fan of John Sayles so I ordered it - $1.22 new – good price!
- Just realized it never came…so I reordered an new one at .79 cents and will check the old email to what happened with the order…make sure you’re buying any of the ‘only on vhs’ as shipping is so much lower.

18) Heavy Petting - 1989 - (Documentary) 
- I have this - very rare - very odd but very funny - financed by the son of the man who invented white bread! - no kidding! 
UPDATE: May,2007 - released on double DVD with tons of extras including 20 minutes with Spalding.
See review at http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/review.php?ID=28201 

19) How High - 2002 - directed by Jesse Dylan
- stars Method Man - rappers trying to be Cheech  and Chong, although review is a little  kinder... I thought it was worth a watch as it's silly and funny, but I'd watch anything if Spalding wandered thru... - as some may know, Spalding keeps his bit parts going to get the union medical insurance - is this the film that covered his accident bills???

20) Jimmy Zip - 1996
DVD - 15 used & new from $6.49
the web page info had said 1996 but this says 1999 – either a mistake or it just took time for the video/DVD release (must be same film) – good review

21) Julie Johnson - 2001 
UPDATE May 2005 
Gay and lesbian pay network Here TV has bought exclusive rights to movie "Julie 
Johnson," co-starring Lily Taylor, Courtney Love, Mischa Barton, Spalding Gray. 
Originally produced by the Shooting Gallery and entered in the Sundance Film 
Festival in 2001, "Julie Johnson" never got a theatrical release. The movie 
will have its U.S. premiere in June. 

Movie's new owners, Cinemavault Releasing, have sold Here TV a three-year 
window not only for pay TV but also for homevideo, pay-per-view, video-on- 
demand and subscription VODVOD, said Paul Colichman, cofounder with Stephen P. 
Jarchow of Here and of the distribution company Regent EntertainmentRegent 
Entertainment. 

Directed by Bob Gosse, "Julie Johnson" features Taylor as the title character 
who falls in love with her best friend, played by Love, when her marriage 
breaks up. 

22) IIsa - Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks, 1601 (that's what it says!) directed by Don Edmonds
- no, I'm not kidding! As guardian of a Middle East harem, Ilsa's barbaric talents are in full flower. Beautiful women are abducted, and enslaved, until a CIA agent comes to their rescue and arouses Ilsa's revenge. Lots of women's breasts but the sadistic parts are very hard to take - especially since it is a terrible film... 
and guess what I just found out - Spalding is NOT in this film - this has been confirmed
by the the Director - and I had to sit thru this piece of S&M Trash looking for Spud... the price of obsession...

23) Kate and Leopold - 2001 - highly recommended
DVD 94 used & new from $7.99
Mostly 4 star reviews 

24) King of the Hill - 1994 - directed by Steven  Soderbergh
- Very strong, positive reviews, it's on my list...I got this - It's very well done film - excellent in every way...a must see!!!

25) Little Orphan Dusty - 1976 - anybody got this?

26) Love-In '72 - 1972 
 Love-In '72 – available for rental at
http://www.wandwvideo.com/catalog/catalog.cgi/VIDEO/21041
but only local rentals now  (Louisville, KY) but may expand at some point to mail order 
rentals – can any spuddy in Loiusville please rent this/buy for me in return for something that you want in return…please…for the museum…

27) Maraschino Cherry - 1978
Available at http://www.toyboxxx.com/products/228449.htm
$24.95
- strictly XXX ADULT
- Spalding doesn’t get a credit in write up

28) Monster in a Box - 1993 - directed by Nick Broomfield
- enough said -  a monologue... 

29) New York - A Documentary Film (PBS - an American Experience) - Spalding's voice
New York (7 Episode PBS Boxed Set) (PBS American Experience) 
- 7 part Box Set
- VHS - $50 to $100
- DVD – Cheapest new on DVD is about $110
-  Spalding is used as narrator in at least one episode
- more details appreciated from visitors to site

30) Our Town (TV) - 1989 - rare - on VHS - 
- very expensive – used $40 – new $75
AS OF 04/06, now available on DVD as a double feature with the original PBS version with Hal Holbrook from www.mastervision.com/article/CA6326600.html ($59.95) 

- Spalding version produced for Lincoln Center and taped for the PBS series "Great Performances", is the casting of monologuist and actor Spalding Gray as the Stage Manager. He gives a sardonic, astringent performance, and much of Wilder's dialogue sounds distinctly chilling coming from him. 
- sometimes (rarely) on ebay on VHS for $40 new – check the ebay links on our Fund Raising Page as of 04/06. 

31) Poetry in Motion - 1982 - Award winning director Ron Mann filmed over 75 poets and writers for what AMERICAN FILM called "the Woodstock of Poetry". Ginsberg, Burroughs, Baraka, Giorno, Ondaatje, Bukowski, and Di Prima are just a few of the "beat" poets featured for the first time in this groundbreaking film. 
And yes, under 'believe it or not', they left Spalding on the cutting floor. BUT...Spalding was saved by the miracle of DVD extras! 'Over one hour of additional performances seen here for the first time'
Lots of new DVD copies on Amazon.

32) Revolution #9 - 2002 - directed by Tim McCann 
 "...A taut, intelligent psychological drama that effectively plays one nightmare against the other..."
- finally available on DVD – a straight 5 star reviews
- a grim, realistic portrait of the failure of the mental health system as a man has a sudden onset psychotic break – Spalding’s character as a video artist is his main delusion. Indie, might be rough to watch for some people who have experienced the possible horrors of the broken mental system. Spalding’s role is special.
- (I am a former psychiatric social worker with an MSW degree)

33) Terrors of Pleasure - 1988 - directed by Thomas Schlamme
- hilarious, this shows up on TV occasionally because it's 60 minutes long - an HBO special - avialable on VHS but pricey...
- 10 used & new from $29.90
VHS ONLY – out of print – like new is 50.00, so the rare times it’s on ebay, the prices are better

34) Trying Times (PBS) - episode 'Bedtime Story' - written by Spalding and starring Spalding.  - this was a SUPERB series done by up and coming stars - such as Steven  Wright, Candice Bergen etc.) Bedtime Story is a MUST see...never released on VHS or DVD - PBS is asleep at the wheel... but I've got most of them on tape, including this unforgettable episode.

35) Seven Minutes in Heaven - 1985 (beware  of Spanish Dub - unless you're Spanish!)
-reviews are straight 5 stars! Again Spalding’s role appears to be minor – I read the reviews though and ordered it right away
- VHS ONLY 
- 14 used & new from $5.88

36) Stars and  Bars - 1994 - director Pat O'Connor
- an amazing list of stars 
-  a funny indie, a must see
-  Spalding's role as a southern preacher is small but marvellous - see my review under Reviews
- VHS ONLY –
-  17 used & new from $2.99

37) Straight Talk - 1992
VHS - 41 used & new from $0.65
DVD - 87 used & new from $4.99 – DVD gets poor rating due to lack of extras
In general, movie gets 4 stars

38) Swimming to Cambodia - directed by Jonatham Demme
- enough said,  a tour de force monologue...

39) The Image (TV) - 1990 
- 25 used & new from $1.98 (1990) TV (HBO) NOT a monologue
5 star ratings VHS only (no DVD)

40) The Killing Fields - 1996 - Roland Joffe
- as good as this film is, i like the story about Spalding's small part better (Swimming to Cambodia)...

41) The Paper Mache Chase - 2003
– appears to be unavailable –  I am looking at the moment and have a contact 
- GOES ON MOST WANTED LIST
Review - http://www.filmthreat.com/Reviews.asp?Id=4335
Director: Dave Jordan
10min
Cast:   Cynthia Nixon, Jim Gaffigan, Spalding Gray, Kate Burton, Lonette Mckee
UPDATE: 04/06 - unavailable due to film being made into feature length version. This news is an exclusive to spaldinggray.com
My thanks to Producer Barbara Feinstein for this helpful info. Note that this film is copyrighted and will be legally protected.

42) The Paper –
- I remember this Ron Howard film kinda bombing at the box office but the DVD reviews are quite postive – except for some whines about not being the wide screen version 

43) The Pickle - 1993
- 29 used & new from $0.43

44) To Save a Child (TV) - 1991 (aka The Craft)

45) True Stories - 1986 -  directed by David Byrnes
- this film is simply amazing, a must see...

46) 20th Century - Yesterday's Tomorrow (TV) - 1999 

47) Twenty Bucks - 1994 - directed by Keva Rosenfeld 
- the  premise sounds great - a twenty dollar bill passes from person to person - hey, i wrote a story about a nickel doing that while i was in public school - can i  sue?
- a bonus point of trivia - a survey in the U.S. indicated that 80% of twenty dollar bills in big cities had traces of cocaine...

48) Variety - 1983 - 
-  including a vocal cameo by Spalding Gray 
- 4 used & new from $15.99
(Spalding is uncredited!)

49) What You Mean We? (TV movie) - Talk Show Host (voice) - Year:  1987 
I could no information on it at all so any info is greatly appreciated

50) Zelda (TV) - 1993 - does anyone know anything about this one...

UPDATE - June 26, 2004 

- thanks to spuddie Matt Strickland (see links for his site) for:

1) 2 short monologues - Map of L.A. and  A Brief Personal History of American Theatre - both rare - occasionally at libraries or thru Electronic Arts Intermix ( vhs one day rental, $50, purchase $200 - so if anyone knows where I could get copies at a better price, LET ME KNOW...  )

2) a web film about Spalding - A Life in Progress - available in streaming video at CinemaNow.
 

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